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Beholder 2 Cheat Codes
Name of the file: Beholder 2 Cheat Codes - Author: DAV - [PC]

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Submitted by: David K.

The Appeals - Full Walkthrough:
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-=Complaint – Order=-
1) Someone at 8 Krushvice Street is always breaking one of the lamps! On behalf of
all the tenants, we ask you to resolve this problem!

2) Unknown persons have desecrated my shed!

3) Someone has graffitied the walls of our building! The culprits must be lined up
against the same walls and shot!

4) Worse! They drew the sun and some ducks! Rubber ducks! I blame the parents!
You have to do something about this flagrant misbehavior.

5) I’m the building manager… er… former building manager of No. 3 Great Legacy Street.
Yesterday there was a military training exercise going on nearby, and a shell a
ccidentally landed… in the wrong place.

6) Hello! I would like to report a repeated violation of Directive No. 8750 at the
city cemetery.

7) I would like to report a crime. Some miscreants hijacked my mobile propaganda unit.
They’re driving around the city broadcasting some nonsense about freedom and democracy.

8) Someone is always unscrewing the light bulbs at the entrance to our building. I
should point out that I am the junior secretary to the head of the third department
of the Bureau of Statistics!

9) Hello! I would like to report that unknown criminals opened three sealed-off
apartments in our building and took everything of value.

10) Greetings! I’m an archivist in the military archive. I recently discovered that
carpenters’ reports about coffins for the Front were not marked as “confidential” –
thus violating Directive No. 8790 of the Ministry of Order!

11) A respectful hello to you! I would like to report that the management of our
plant is criminally delaying the introduction of X-ray equipment to the entrance
checkpoint in accordance with Ministry of Order Directive No. 5765 .

12) I’ve brought an in-depth log detailing my daily observations of my colleagues.
It includes all of their absences and the exact time spent taking smoke breaks.

13) I’m pretty sure someone’s been following me! I don’t even feel safe at home!
Recently, I came home from work and someone had gone through my all stuff!

14) Hello, I have a complaint about the management of our factory. How come they
won’t let girls join the volunteer militias?

15) Hi there! I have a little kitty, Agatha. I let her out yesterday, and someone
tied a can to her tail!

16) Unbelievable! This is despicable!


-=Complaint – Patriotism=-
1) Those mobile propaganda units in the streets make far too much noise!
We’ve had far too many cases of shattered windows!

2) What are the youth of today supposed to think? Who among them would want to serve
in an army where they can’t even spell the word “execution” properly?

3) The electricity went out during the most recent performance of “Real Patriots
Eat Turnips” at the Red Torch Theater. The actors couldn’t finish their performance.

4) A huge propaganda poster was put on our building as part of the preparations for
a military parade. It covered up everyone’s windows.

5) A few days ago, another group of dead soldiers was buried in the city cemetery.
As usual, one of the coffins was draped in the flag of our great Motherland.

6) Stop printing the portrait of our Great Leader in the weekly newspaper.

7) Whoever authorized the production of “Leader” branded condoms must be punished!
He is the rock-hard shaft around which our society is built, and he deserves the
proper respect!

8) I used my shoe voucher at Store No. 3. The shoes I bought have a quality stamp
on the soles featuring the state coat of arms.

9) Yesterday at work we had a rally in support of Directive No. 6738. Everyone got a
badge with a picture of the Leader – everyone except me. How can I explain it to my kids?

10) I have a subscription to a series of books chronicling the Leader’s speeches.
Page 429, paragraph 3 of the latest volume mentions Simeon Koldyrin, who was exposed
as a traitor last week!

11) There’s a billboard on the main avenue with a quote from the Leader:
“Glory to all that benefits us – whatever it may be!”.

12) I want to complain about the mobile propaganda units near my apartment building.

13) Hello. I spent three years knitting a portrait of our Leader to decorate our
entrance hall. And guess what? It was in tatters within a week!

14) Hi. The management of our maternity hospital won’t let nurses go to the Solidarity
and Loyalty rallies, just ‘cause it means leaving patients in labor unattended.


-=Complaint – Social Care=-
1) Hospital No. 3 serves patients soup made with rotten onions!
You have to stop this disgraceful practice!

2) My son’s classmates are always making fun of him. I think it’s because of his
dietary requirements – he’s lactose intolerant.

3) Someone painted the benches in the park, but didn’t bother to hang up any signs
about it.

4) Rent is costing more and more, but my apartment building isn’t getting any better.
I won’t stand for it! The place is a disgrace – there’s only so much falling plaster
a person can take!

5) I haven’t been able to collect my pension in two months – all just because someone
with the same name died. Who can help me?

6) Hello! Yesterday I went to the hospital to get my disability certificate extended.
They said that you’re only classed as disabled if you’ve lost your right hand –
not your left, like I have!

7) Hello! There’s a shed by our building where the caretaker’s been keeping brooms
and things like that for years. Recently, some degenerates and their kids shacked up
in there, saying that they have nowhere to live!

8) I recently spent some time at a health resort, and I would like make a complaint
about the staff. I’m a general in the Logistics Service and I’m entitled to Class A1
accommodation. But what did I get?

9) I want to report inappropriate behavior by the management of Orphanage No. 3.
They put the children to work in the orphanage vegetable garden, supposedly because
they haven’t been allocated any rations.

10) My son’s school won’t let him attend anymore. I demand that you punish them all!

11) Tell me, how come you send all manner of ?????s to the resorts, but honest working
women never get to go?

12) Me and my kids were allocated an apartment on Prosperity Street, but when we got
there, it was already occupied. They won’t let us in!


-=Complaint – Labor=-
1) None of us at Depot No. 4 have been paid in three months! We can only afford to
eat rice and fish – it’s unbearable. Something has to be done!

2) I want to make a complaint against Trade Trust No. 3. They refused to hire me in
the import deliveries department! What an outrage! They say there’s already a waiting
list of two hundred candidates.

3) Something must be done about the publications in the Labor Happiness newspaper.
There have been no vacancies published in three months, and instead they run
advertisements for mopeds!

4) I came to complain about the management of Foundry No. 2. Our equipment is always
breaking down, and nobody even considers lowering production quotas while its being
repaired!

5) I want to complain about the terrible working conditions in the police force. Who
the hell decided that we have to wear hats underneath our helmets? What genius thought
it would be a good idea to boil our brains?

6) I want to complain about the city utilities management. They only hire North Borean
immigrants!

7) I want to report that last weekend, a group of five unknown people armed with tools
carried out repairs on Kindergarten No. 78, also known as “Little Leader”.

8) I’m here to ask the Ministry of Labor to investigate and prosecute the management
of Bank No. 12 for incompetence!

9) Hello there! I work as a sealer at the local post office.

10) Hi, can you help me?


-=Complaint – Culture and Sports=-
1) I want to file a complaint! Our despicable enemies derailed a performance by my
Youth Drummers in honor of the Battle of the Pzhista River!

2) My wife has been driving me up the wall since she watched a family movie called
“Together Forever”. She’s asking for flowers and other silly stuff like that. She’s
been crying for days and acting crazy.

3) I was hit by a puck during a hockey match and lost three teeth!

4) Everyone knows that our country is the best in the world. Our national track and
field team was sent to the World Championships to remind other countries of this fact.

5) Some new musical instruments were recently delivered to our House of Culture. They’re
awful! The string instruments don’t stay in tune, it’s impossible to blow into the wind
instruments, and the piano keys don’t work!

6) I recently attended a music festival in support of the war effort. I’m outraged!
It was an insult to the memory of our fallen comrades!

7) What up, coach! Yesterday my football team played against the police team – The
Sheriffs. Over the course of the match they arrested ten players for exceeding the
pedestrian speed limit!

8) I would like to complain about the manufacturers of my team’s sports equipment.
Those tightwads have got some nerve! Look at the underpants and tank tops they made
for us! Two scraps of cloth!

9) Do you see this disgraceful display?

10) You do realize that this is an international scandal, don’t you?!

11) Vandals! Barbarians! Philistines!

12) Greetings! The management of the theater where I work has increased actors’
productivity quotas. Now we have to perform for fourteen hours a day! Even when the
hall is empty and there are no shows on!

13) You’re going to answer for this! You’re going to answer for all of this right now!


-=Complaint – Science and Technology=-
1) I invented an incredible device that can make all our lives easier. But Construction
Department No. 6 refuses to accept it!

2) I read the book “Physics For Everyone” and now I can’t sleep!

3) The experimental pressure cooker I bought yesterday exploded in my kitchen when I
switched it on! Now all the walls are covered in my signature thyme and tomato soup!

4) After watching “Do It Yourself” on TV, my wife decided to make a ceiling fan out
of matches, acorns and an old spring. Would you be at all surprised to hear that it
was a failure?

5) An experimental new field pesticide was delivered to our economic union recently.

6) Greetings. I demand that you find the person who spat in my dish!

7) I was supposed to attend a mathematics symposium, but the Institute sent some upstart
junior researcher instead!

8) Hello! I’m a physics teacher at the Mining University. Yesterday I left some
calculations on the blackboard, and when I came in today I saw that the board had been
wiped!

9) Hello! I was recently given permission to purchase a radio, but I think it was made
by traitors!


-=Information – Order=-
1) I’ve come with a report on theft-prevention measures at Door Handle Factory No. 8.

2) Here are the full vandalism statistics for the Coal Park area over the last quarter.
Who should I hand them over to?

3) I’ve brought a journal listing every instance of light bulb theft at the entrance to
our apartment building, and of graffiti appearing on the walls.

4) I’ve brought the minutes of the workers’ meeting at Mine No. 7 after receiving
complaints about some of their behavior. They’d set up an after-hours fight club.

5) I’m the manager of the tenement building at 7 Strasheci Street. Here are profiles of
all my tenants.

6) I’ve brought a report on how we’ve met our quota for uncovering saboteurs at our
kindergarten.

7) Hello! I did what they asked of me.

8) I brought the list of employees from my factory who want to join the voluntary city
patrols under Directive No. 5873.

9) Hello! I work as a caretaker. I’ve brought you the weekly list of crimes committed
by the tenants of House 2-bis, Entrance 3, in the cul-de-sac of Harmonic Development.
I’ve highlighted the ones who should be executed.


-=Information – Patriotism=-
1) I want to report on the number of schoolchildren who visited patriotic camps this
summer.

2) I’m from the Propaganda Bureau. Here are all the student essays from my district
on the topic of “How I Love the Wise Leader” for linguistic analysis.

3) The Special Commission is satisfied with the results of the guitar concert dedicated
to the love of our Motherland. I’ve brought all the lyrics and chords in order to
compile a patriotic songbook.

4) I brought you a trial copy of the Monochrome Star newspaper so it can be verified
for patriotism.

5) I want to thank everyone involved in the “From the Heart” patriotic song festival at
Mine No. 4. The songs even made the walls shake! Who should I give the award recommendation
list to?

6) I’m the supervisor of a public toilet by the railway station. Each stall is equipped
with a surveillance camera and a microphone, in accordance with the Patriotism Law.

7) I have our factory’s anti-optimism activities report, in accordance with the latest
directive from the Ministry of Patriotism.

8) Hello! I’ve managed to cultivate a new kind of apple tree that bears fruits the colors
of our national flag! I want to give the seedlings to the state biological collection.

9) Hello. I have a list of tenants from our building who want to participate in the annual
Parade of Future Victory.

10) Hello, I have the results of our latest patriotism poll.

11) He is to the motherland, what rain is to the desert sand!


-=Information – Social Care=-
1) At long last, there are cycle paths in Labor Park. And while it isn’t possible to buy
bicycles at the moment, I would like to thank everyone involved. This is a big step forward
for our country!

2) I have a complete register of the newborns in our district. Who should I hand it over to?

3) Where do I submit the completed family trees for the population census?

4) I have all the required documents to obtain a voucher for a trip to a health resort.
Where do I hand them in?

5) I’ve assembled all the paperwork to prove that there are multiple children in my family.

6) Greetings! My wife is a typist in the Ministry of Order. In accordance with Ministry of
Social Care Directive No. 8869 regarding the relatives of public servants, I’ve brought my
income records for the last year, my employment certificate, excerpts from the tenants’
register and my medical records.

7) I was told to bring a statistical reference regarding military service housing for veterans.
Here it is.

8) I have profiles of all the children at the kindergarten where I work, complete with photos
and distinguishing characteristics.

9) Hi! Here’s a list of unmarried women librarians.

10) I have a complete register of the newborns in our district. Who should I hand it over to?


-=Information – Labor=-
1) I’ve brought an in-depth log detailing my daily observations of my colleagues. It includes
all of their absences and the exact time spent taking smoke breaks.

2) I want to submit a list of my plant’s employees and their figures for the last month.
The top workers are highlighted in red, the lazy ones in gray.

3) Where can I submit my statistical report on the age and marital status of the workers at
Coal Mine No. 3?

4) I have information about the distribution of Mining College graduates.
Who should I give it to?

5) I have the results of compliance checks of the working conditions at Mines Nos. 1-3 for
the last month, including violations and observations.

6) Hello, sir! Command has ordered that as of midday on August 31, all citizens detained by
the police who are still awaiting further investigation are to be sentenced to correctional
labor.

7) I’ve brought work efficiency estimates for the fourth quarter of this year. They’re in
line with the goals set by the Ministry of Labor: a 125% output increase, a 30% salary
decrease, and a one-hour increase of the working day.

8) Hello! Here are the last three years’ timesheets for the doctors at the city hospital.

9) I’ve brought a list of workers from the Light of Victory plant who’ve been called up for
military service. Now they can be removed from the ration lists.

10) Hi there! I have a doctor’s note saying that I can’t work in the mines.

11) I have a report on the pregnancy statistics for clothing factory workers, and the effect
it has on production and performance.

12) I’m about to blow my top! I won’t be kept waiting here a minute longer! Who here needs a
list of my barge’s crew?

13) Hello! I have a catalog of clothes designs developed by our tailor shop for employees of
the ironworks. There’s everything in there, from underwear to hardhats.

14) Hi! I have the results of a psychological survey of employees of the butchery industry.
Their depression levels are through the roof!


-=Information – Culture and Sports=-
1) I have the annual instrument renewal plan for the Houses of Culture. Who should I give it
to? In total, we’re charging for 2,143 drums, 1,876 trombones, 2 triangles and 1 grand piano.

2) I’m here to submit the new posters for the theatrical production of “We’re the Happiest –
Don’t Believe the Traitors” for censorship. Who do I give them to?

3) I came to hand in a statistical report on the total distance our athletes have run over
the last 10 years.

4) We have prepared a program for City Day. Who shall I pass it on to?

5) I’m here to hand in completed forms with the latest results of the factory football
championships.

6) I’ve brought in a review of the new “1985” movie. It’s a delight to witness such a great
work of art! What a magnificent world full of order and harmony! A cinematic masterpiece!

7) Hello! I brought data on last year’s cinema attendance. As expected, the industrial
drama “The Diode and I” is number one!

8) Hi. I’m here to hand in the results from the latest military sports games, as well as
submit a report on the ensuing casualties.

9) Greetings! Where should I send my report on High Culture Week: Prison Edition?

10) Hello, I’m here to submit a photo report on the amateur “Songs of Labor and Heroism”
festival.

11) Hello! I’ve brought some sample versions of the new uniform for our army orienteering
teams.

12) We have prepared a program for City Day. Who shall I pass it on to?


-=Information – Science and Technology=-
1) I’ve managed to split the atom in my own home! I’d like to donate my findings for the
benefit of our state’s scientific endeavours! Here’s my paper-mache model of the atom – as
you can see, I’ve split it up. Which office should I bring it to?

2) I want to present the Ministry with my chemical formula for transforming gold into lead.
Which office should I go to?

3) I had a dream about some new fundamental particles and had to draw them right away. The
quarks and muons are sketched in pencil, and the leptons and bosons are in charcoal because
my pencil ran out.

4) I have some data on the flammability of various materials. It can be used to calculate
the amount of fuel needed to burn counterfeit and prohibited items in accordance with the
relevant directives. Which office should I bring it to?

5) My group has researched the effect of bromine on soldier’s fighting abilities when it’s
added to their fruit juice. To whom can I pass on the results?

6) Hello! Here’s a list of the reagents needed to continue my work in synthesizing food
proteins from manure.

7) Hello. I need to transfer some academic records belonging to one Professor Drumderi to
the archive, on account of his death.

8) Hello! I’ve brought lists of students nominated for scholarships in scientific work and
trench digging.

9) Hello there! Here’s a folder containing the results of my cloud observations. I’ve spent
over 30 years on them – haven’t missed a single day!

10) Hello! I am a veterinarian. I’ve noticed that cows that listen to the Leader’s speeches
demonstrate a sharp increase in milk production, pigs give birth to more piglets, and sheep’s
wool becomes softer and silkier!

11) I’ve brought a description of my new invention: curling irons made from rifle ammo.
All formatted, numbered, filed, and ready to be archived.

-=Denunciation – Order=-
1) I want to inform you that my brother-in-law is keeping forbidden books. I know for a
fact that he reads them under a blanket with a flashlight.

2) I want to make a statement. My mother-in-law steals cotton candy from work and takes
it home.

3) I would like to report Irvin Borzhovich, my neighbor’s kid.

4) I have something urgent to report! Listen! I’ve witnessed a terrible future crime in
progress!

5) Hello! My name is Nikolai Meser. I’m 39, single, and recently started working as a
chemistry teacher at School No. 217.

6) My neighbor has fat lips!

7) I want to report a violation of Directive No. 6729 from June 23 this year. My neighbor,
Jacob Proust, is hiding a draft dodger in his home. Someone who was called to serve on the
Western Front.

8) Hello! I want to report a breach of the law. The writer Mark Niemeyer, who lives at 3
Leader’s Wisdom Street, is trying to leave the city without an official certificate of
absence.

9) I want to report that one of the typists at our bureau, Martha Zane, is a spy!
I sometimes see her pick up a newspaper, read it, then underline something in it.

10) Lieutenant Richter reporting, sir! Captain Weller spent funds allocated for bribing
South Boreans on gambling and loose women!

11) Dietrich Schultz, the manager of Building No. 4 on Responsibility Street, has opened an
underground casino.

12) I want to complain about Ivan Felmeyer, the director of our lab. We have no chemicals,
no test tubes, no equipment – nothing!

13) I would like to inform you that the physicist Maurice Hecker has assembled a radio
receiver from old equipment, and uses it to listen to forbidden South Borean stations at night.

14) Hi! I’d like to report that Professor O’Callaghan has flagrantly violated the Standards
for Processing Classified Data!

15) Hey there! I work as a florist on the corner of Peace and Victory.

16) Hello! My neighbor, Rosa Dirk, is illegally selling perfume that her husband confiscates
from smugglers at the border.

17) Abigail and Morgan Kendell, my neighbors in the communal apartment, regularly steal food
from the refrigerator.

18) Hi! I saw a “Wanted” ad, and I have information on the whereabouts of one of the criminals!


-=Denunciation – Patriotism=-
1) I want to let you know that a couple of the peddlers on Labor Square, Bertha Proschek and
Anna Hobbes, have been feeding stale bread to the pigeons! Those damn birds have befouled the
statue of our Great Leader! It’s deeply offensive!

2) Yesterday Charles Stobart’s bakery was selling cakes with the Wise Leader’s face on them!
This is completely unacceptable!

3) I wish to inform you that my colleague James Aderhold’s kids graffitied a poster our Wise
Leader by scrawling a moustache over it!

4) My neighbor, Joshua Krukov, makes inappropriate jokes about our Leader when he’s drunk!

5) This is unforgivable! Last night some vandals put a hat and gloves on one of the statues
of our Great Leader!

6) My neighbor, Damir Kadapidi, didn’t stand for the national anthem at a recent football
game.

7) I saw Samuel Harris, the shift manager at my plant, change the channel from our Leader’s
speech to a morning workout!

8) My neighbor’s kid, Ben Crivens, was spitting paper at a portrait of the Leader. He used
wadded-up pages from a newspaper featuring a portrait of the Leader!

9) Luke Parker, my neighbor, beats his wife every day, and blasts out the national anthem on
his turntable to drown out the sounds!

10) Look at this herring!

11) I live by the city square. My neighbor, Otto Brandis, goes around feeding paint to the
pigeons. Says it’s to cheer people up, but c’mon! Everyone knows that the rainbow contains
the colors of the enemy’s flag!

12) I’m here to report my kid’s kindergarten teacher. Charlotte Shepard’s her name. She lets
the kiddos sit on the potty when the anthem’s on. That’s teaching them to be traitors, right?

13) My building manager, Max Staff, uses a bust of our Great Leader to crack nuts!

14) Olivia Rice, whose husband Bruno is head of the passport desk, uses a bust of our Leader
to weigh down her sauerkraut!

15) My neighbor, the designer Peter Bless, said yesterday that our coat of arms looks like an
upside-down pyramid!

16) Yesterday, Johannes Bloom, the projectionist at the Victory movie theatre, played a South
Borean comedy called “A Blond Guy and His Girls” instead of our patriotic war drama,
“War Is Never Far!”.

17) Olivia Rice, whose husband Bruno is head of the passport desk, uses a bust of our Leader
to weigh down her sauerkraut!

18) Guess what? My neighbor, Elena Tadeush, didn’t change her curtains on The Day of Greatness
and ruined the whole design aesthetic of our building. We were all supposed to display the
colors of our flag!

19) Hello, I’m here to let you know that the bricklayer Wanda Wonderkampf refuses to take part
in patriotic rallies just ‘cause she has three kids to take care of.


-=Denunciation – Social Care=-
1) One of the teachers in State Kindergarten No. 159, Brigitte Swen, isn’t looking after the
children properly.

2) Stefan Oswald, a professor in the Coal Mining Faculty, won’t let my kid enrol.

3) Maurice Walsh, the head of Hospital No. 2, doesn’t keep his facility in proper sanitary
condition. The patient rooms are dirty, there’s mold in the showers, and the kitchen’s overrun
with cockroaches the size of a bulldog!

4) I’d like to file a complaint against Klenz Mnetis. He’s a high school teacher, and he doesn’t
know a thing about what he’s teaching.

5) Rene Helfenburg, our physician, keeps prescribing me the same medicine for everything.
Doesn’t matter if I have headaches, a cough, a runny nose, allergies…

6) I want to report that my neighbor has too much living space and our building manager, Oscar
Morel, has done nothing about it!

7) I’m here to let you know that Adam Pluke and his family are illegally collecting his deceased
grandmother’s food stamps.

8) Don’t you think we should be punishing the families of traitors?

9) I want to report Franz Dietrich, building manager of No. 67-bis on Veterans’ Drive. There
are illegals living in his business apartment: his brother’s wife, his three nephews and one
of his grandmothers. He says they have nowhere else to go because his brother was killed in
the war, but I say rules are rules!

10) I’m here to fulfil my civic duty and report a violation of the Family Code.

11) Hello. As a veteran’s widow, I’m entitled to housing benefits. But Victor Padrabinek, my
building manager, says it doesn’t count because I’m seeing another man!

12) Hey, Miss, I’d like to…

13) I’m here to let you know that Adam Pluke and his family are illegally collecting his
deceased grandmother’s food stamps.


-=Denunciation – Labor=-
1) I have to report that my boss, Gus Morev, is a tyrant! He makes us workers bring him tea
and polish his boots – what the hell?! It’s illegal and disgraceful!

2) You must arrest Philippe Courier, the milk truck driver, for dereliction of duty! He’s
supposed to pour unsold milk into the gutter, but instead he’s been giving it to stray cats!

3) Jiri Shnip, my boss, has jeopardized the reputation of our rubber plant! We used to make
tires, but when demand fell we switched to police batons.

4) I need a new job.

5) Smoking has always been prohibited at our fuel and lubricant depot. But now the new boss,
Shiber Patek, says it’s okay. And he lets his nephew sell smokes in the depot.

6) I want to inform you that my neighbor, Walter Gauss, is a chronic freeloader! He thinks
he’s a poet, so he doesn’t have a job… He just spends his days wasting perfectly good paper.

7) I wanna say that Nicholas Pergheim, the warden of the prison, is violating guards’ rights
and making the job real crappy!

8) My colleague, Martha Kramer, has created a hostile work environment! She keeps opening the
window, and now I’ve got a stuffy nose all the time!

9) I’m here to report that citizen Franz Merezhkovsky is cheating the Ministry of Labor. He
was assigned to be a radio host but instead, he records his voice at home and then plays the
recording while working as a handler at the coal warehouse!

10) Hi! I work at a chemical plant. They give us free milk to make up for all that exposure
to hazardous materials. So our supervisor, Tomash Nezygar, decreased our milk allowance and
has been selling the rest at the farmers’ market!

11) Dan Kiusak, the head of the fire department, won’t hire me ‘cause I’m a woman! I was a
star athlete, I’ve done a hundred skydives, I served in the army!

12) Hello! Angela Dadis, who works as a weaver, figured out a way of operating five machines
at once. She’s ended up with a bunch of free time and spends it reading at work!

13) My co-worker, Jacqueline Tall, always closes the window, and I can’t work when it’s so
stuffy! I’ve fainted several times!

-=Denunciation – Culture and Sports=-
1) Lola Thmin, the singer, caused a whole scandal after her performance on Railroad Worker
Day. We invited her to our canteen… She took all the food with her, called us pathetic, and
then she and the director of the House of Culture left together in his car!

2) Do something about the director of the Bumpy Roads theatre group! They hire disabled
actors, then torture them to make their performances more realistic! One guy had both his
eyes taken out by a parrot!

3) The coach of our turnery’s handball team refuses to give reserve players a chance to
play in matches!

4) The national chess champion is a cheater who belongs in jail!

5) Modern theatre productions are shameful! I was at one recently, and it’s an outrage how
perversely they twisted the story of our Great Leader’s life!

6) Hello, my name is Pierre Vaneau, and I’m a bellboy at the Anthracite Hotel. I thought you
should know that Ricky Martinos, the famous singer, has been behaving in an antisocial manner!

7) Hello there! I want to report that Alex Podransky, the runner, has refused to take vitamins
recommended by our doctors because they contain pervitin!

8) I wish to notify the Ministry of Culture and Sports that the director of the Roots folk
ensemble, Philip Kim, refuses to incorporate songs recommended by the Ministry of Culture
into the band’s routine.

9) Hello there! Tell me, please, are green apples still banned in our country?

10) Hello, I want to report negligence on the part of Dmitry Petrashek, the movie editor.

11) Hello. I’d like to report an incident that occurred yesterday at an evening with the poet
Albert Grabowski. While he was performing the Pacifist Hymn, the audience erupted in a
completely unsanctioned uprising – they literally rose up out of their seats!

12) Hello. I bought a book of Victor Grum’s poems recently, and you know what? It doesn’t
contain a single line about the working man! Nothing! It’s all women, children, nature…

13) I’m here to report a theft.

14) Greetings! I was at the “Die Singing!” festival and I’d like to report that during the
performance, the conductor – Isaak Weinstein – started waving his baton around and using it
to write obscenities in the air!

15) Well, hello there! I’ve been the prima donna at the theatre for the past 40 years. I’ve
played all the great roles. You may know me from…

16) Hello. The women’s gymnastics coach, Ann Bolthaway, hung up a portrait of the South
Borean world champion in the gym to encourage the girls to follow her example.


-=Denunciation – Science and Technology=-
1) I’m a technical consultant at a glass ceramics producer. I want you to punish my wife,
Grace Chilton, for altering my designs at night without my knowledge.

2) Sean Campton, a process engineer at Bakery Plant No. 7, came up with a conveyor belt
improvement that saves a lot of working time.

3) I’m here to inform you that my neighbor’s brother has made some kind of futuristic,
next-generation inhaler.

4) I want to complain about my neighbors, Werner von Gray and Sergey King. There used to
be an elevator in our apartment building. It broke some years ago.

5) My upstairs neighbor, Mark Lipinec, is trying to irradiate me with waves of some kind!
Now when I’m at home I have to wear a tinfoil hat all the time!

6) Our junior lab tech, Martin Clavel, is using a still to make moonshine, which he then
consumes along with cucumbers from our experimental plantation! He shouldn’t be allowed to
do science!

7) Hello, I want to inform you that the entomologist Salzberg has discovered a new species
of butterfly. He named it Franciscus pulchritudo – which means “Francesca the Beauty”.

8) Greetings! I’d like to report that Nikolai Greenberg is using foreign-made scalpels for
tissue dissection.

9) Hi. I’ve invented a device that can identify dissidents in a crowd and highlight them to
the police. One of our junior lab techs, Nikolai Petrescu, got into my office tonight and
ruined everything!

10) Who’s in charge here? You?

11) Hi, I work at the Institute of Radiology.

12) Hi! My neighbor, Alexander Timofeev, has built a time machine in his apartment.


-=Request – Order=-
1) I’m a Member of the Writers Guild. I’m working on a detective story at the moment, and
I’d like access to the crime archives for the past ten years.

2) I need a note certifying that I have no convictions. Who should I talk to?

3) I need a full version of the Criminal Code. Oddly, they won’t let me check it out from
the library without the Ministry’s permission.

4) I’d like to get a gun.

5) I’m the principal of School No. 3 at 12 Strasheci St. Where can I get information about
how many of my students are criminals?

6) Yesterday, the newspaper published some pictures of the most-wanted terrorists, and one
of them looks exactly like me!

7) I heard that there was a terrorist attack at the port recently, and one of the suspects
they arrested has the same surname as me.

8) I need all felony vandalism cases from the past five years related to the Patience and
Silence monument.

9) I’d like to talk to someone about my ideas for fighting terrorists more effectively.

10) Hello. I read an article in the Military Science Bulletin about the analysis of the
explosives used in the most recent act of sabotage at the plastics plant.

11) I was looking at yesterday’s Most Wanted pictures in the newspaper, and one of them
looked familiar.

12) I need a note certifying that I have no convictions. Who should I talk to?

13) Excuse me, I’m trying to find out where Simon Popesku was taken to. He was arrested
yesterday at the factory gates – they say he was handing out pamphlets to the workers,
but I call ???????t!

14) Hello, I have an explanatory statement regarding the length of my daughter’s skirt. She
was detained for thirty days for allegedly breaching the decree on mini-skirts, but the
girl’s simply grown up too fast!

15) Hello. My fiancé and I were attacked while we were out taking a walk.

16) Hey there! Can I get one of those Most Wanted posters from the Ministry of Order?

17) Hello! I’ve been corresponding with an inmate, but he’s stopped replying since he got
transferred. Can I find out where he was moved to?


-=Request – Patriotism=-
1) I require assistance in arranging a rally dedicated to the upcoming birthday of our
Great Wise Leader!

2) I think my compatriots are starting to forget what a great country they live in.

3) I want to get a permit to read certain extracts of our Wise Leader’s biography aloud
on Patience Square and Obedience Drive.

4) I wrote a romance novel based on the life of our Wise Leader. The Ministry of Agriculture
says I should have it checked for patriotism.

5) I’d like to see the standard regulations for depictions of the Leader in works of art.

6) I need 300 wall calendars with pictures of the Great Leader for the upcoming year.
They’ll have a tremendous propaganda effect in our prison!

7) I’m compiling a guidebook of all the monuments to the Great Leader in our city. I need
information about their locations and how many of them there are.

8) The head physician sent me here to get new stickers for the medicine labels in our
hospital. This year, the only medicine we received was ribwort, but everyone knows how
powerful the Leader’s words are! They can raise the dead!

9) I’d like the updated list of patriotic songs approved for performance in school music
lessons. We were told it’s been amended this week.

10) I’d like data on our losses on the Western Front during the war.

11) I’d like to thank everyone who helped erect a monument to the Leader on the roof of
our building.

12) I’ve brought a poem in praise of the Great Leader and our victorious deeds in the
West. This patriotic masterpiece will stir up the whole country!

13) Tell me, is the Leader married?

14) Hello! The girls from our dorm have answered the Ministry of Patriotism’s call and
donated a hundred pairs of stockings to be upcycled into parachute cords.

15) Hi! All of us seamstresses at the factory would like to present the Leader with a
new dress uniform. But unfortunately, we don’t know his measurements.
Where can I find them out?


-=Request – Social Care=-
1) I don’t know what to do… You’re my last hope!

2) I need a wheelchair!

3) Me, my wife, and our three kids have nowhere to live.

4) I need to take maternity leave.

5) My wife and I finally got a spot for our son at a kindergarten. It doesn’t matter that
he’s a 9th-grader now, it’s still a nice feeling.

6) I took in a boy from the streets yesterday. He’s very weak… Starved, sick, thin as a
rake…

7) This year, my son was finally allocated a place in kindergarten, but he doesn’t need
it anymore. How do I officially turn it down?

8) Can I collect my father’s belongings? He turned 85 and we took him to the National
Euthanasia Center yesterday, but the old loon decided to take grandpa’s gold watch in
with him.

9) I’d like to know when it’ll be my turn to get free medicine. Last time I was at the
doctor’s, she said that without medicine I won’t last more than a couple of months.
And I’m still number 3,267 on the list…

10) Hi! I recently got promoted to the position of grade-4 clerk, so now I’m entitled to
increased rations for groceries and manufactured goods.

11) I’d like to donate my body to science. I heard you can get money for it, and I need
to pay for my son’s education.

12) Hi, I need Professor Zdanek’s home address.

13) Hello! I heard I can sign up to obtain a special device that helps single ladies
relieve their feelings of loneliness. Is that true? Do I need to fill out any forms?

14) Hello! I have with me an analytical report on how to increase theatre attendance.

15) Hi! I’ve brought veterinary passports for all my kitties. Can I register cat therapy
as a medical treatment now?

16) Hi! I have underwear ration cards, but our local store doesn’t carry my size.
Can I trade them for butter rations? Or vegetable oil? Either will do the trick!

17) I’m the principal of Kindergarten No. 345. Somehow, we were sent sandals instead of
snow boots for the kids. Must’ve been a clerical error.


-=Request – Labor=-
1) I want to change my job!

2) I know how to make our country great again! I want to be a minister! Where do I apply?

3) I would like to submit a request to register for a place on the waiting list for an
annual salary increase.

4) I’d like to work for the Ministry of Order.

5) I need a proof of income letter.

6) I’d like to know what my grocery ration will be if I work three shifts?

7) Hi! I got a reassignment notice yesterday. It says I’ll be packing boxes at the ammo plant.

8) Hi. I’ve just graduated from mining college. What vacancies do you have in the mines?

9) Hi, mister! I need a job!

10) Hi! I need a referral for some career enhancement courses.

11) Hi! I’ve brought ID photos, my university diploma and a reference from my previous employer.
Can I apply to be a janitor now?

12) Hi! I want to patent a method of modernizing production and increasing the efficiency of
our lathes by 5%!

13) I want to be reassigned. I graduated from culinary college and should be working as a cook,
not a welder.

14) Hello! I’d like to submit a request to the Ministry of Labor to obtain someone’s personal
information. He was ordered to do correctional labor for the “Yet Another Twenty Years of the
Leader” anniversary celebrations.

15) Hi. D’you have any jobs where I wouldn’t need to do any work?

16) So here I am, a simple blue-collar worker, and just don’t understand what the fu-…


-=Request – Culture and Sports=-
1) Our great people have a bright fire burning in their hearts, but we need more music in our
souls. I want to start a folk accordionists’ club. Where do I get a license?

2) I have a pile of documents I need to give to the winners of an urban orienteering competition.
I need the Minister of Culture and Sports to sign them. Can you help me?

3) I come from a line of well-known film directors. I want to make a sequel to Strain, because
the first one was a flop.

4) I have a brilliant idea for a new show! Let’s take several people, divide them into two teams
and send them off to war!

5) I’m the conductor of an orchestra. And I need trumpet players.

6) Hi there! Our shooting team, the Leader’s Falcons, wants to apply to take part in the Ministry
of Order’s national championships!

7) I’m the manager of a band called The Mock Leaders. You’ve probably heard us on the radio.
Please grant us a permit to put on three shows in Helmer.

8) Hi. I represent the seamstresses’ trade union. We were promised ten tickets to a Mock Leaders
concert, but only got five. I’d like to know what happened to the rest.

9) Hi! Please give me a permit to host a party at our House of Culture to mark the anniversary
of the beginning of the war.

10) Okay, here’s the deal. ‘Cause of the war, the army’s taken all our racehorses to the Front.

11) Hi, I’m a theatrical director. Recently, some people in uniforms showed up and demanded that
I remove our production of “Pity” from the repertoire as, supposedly, “pity is vulgar”!

12) Hi there! We’re our factory’s women’s arm-wrestling team. We’d like to enter the “Wreck ’em
for the Leader” tournament. Where do we sign up?

13) Hello, I need the circus events programme. I want to take our senior-year students there to
show them what true beauty is.

-=Request – Science and Technology=-
1) Please add me to the list of candidates eligible to receive science grants. I’ve invented a
new type of tank that can be used for farming during peacetime.

2) My father-in-law came up with a device that distills alcohol from cattle manure. I want to
patent it before he does. Can you help me?

3) Over the last year or so, I’ve noticed a not-insignificant increase in the temperature of
our environment. Where can I submit an application to obtain a grant for my research into
global warming?

4) Recently, a new subspecies of snail was discovered in the south of our great country.
Unfortunately, since the locals don’t care about whether its a new subspecies or an old one,
they keep exterminating it as a pest.

5) Soon, our world will be plunged into darkness. The people need to know, so that they don’t
panic.

6) Hi! I’ve invented a way to turn coal, machine oil and flavor supplements into sausage.
What forms do I need to fill out for the patent?

7) Sir! My Commander has sent me to get a diagram of some useless piece of trash or something.

8) Hi! I’m writing a school paper on junk science, and want a permit to get a book called
“Space Travel: Dream or Treachery?” from the special archives.

9) Hi! My husband says that scientists have declared that a bottle of red wine a day lowers
the risk of heart attacks by 50%.

10) I recently bought some new mascara. It says on the package that it’s specially formulated
from used machine oil and gunpowder residue.




Endings:
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Written by Wiej007

For each ending you will need Heimdall codes inside Biometric Safe's if you have all (250) you
can get every ending.

* Dog In The Manger (Destroy the repeaters) - You will need 50 Heimdall codes
* Our Savior (Sacrifice yourself) - You will need 0 Heimdall codes
* Happiness for all! Free of charge! (And let no one leave offended!) -
You will need 200 Heimdall codes
* Bend The Knee (Use Heimdall for your own purposes) - You will need 200 Heimdall codes
* Up To You (Enforce free will for people) - You will need 250 Heimdall codes
* What A Twist! (Transfer the Heimdall control to the cunning ???) -
Give power to George Hemnitz
* Panem Et Circenses! (Transfer the Heimdall control to Ferguson) -
Give power to Ferguson so he cant be arrested.
* Hecatomb (Transfer the Heimdall control to De Salvo) -
Give power to De Salvo so he cant be arrested.
* Utopia (Transfer the Heimdall control to Weinberg)-
Give power to Weinberg so he cant be arrested.
* Pillow Of Destiny (Kill the Wise Leader) - On floor 37 you can talk with Wise Leader.
After you end talking agree to put out of its misery.
* Destiny of Pillow (Don't kill the Wise Leader) - On floor 37 you can talk with Wise
Leader. After you end talking refuse to put out of its misery.

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