Name of the file: Quiplash - Xbox One - Author: ANO |
Easy "Eighters Gonna Eight" Achievement Create your own solo "eight" player game by joining a game through your PC, console, mobile phone, browsers, etcetera. Easy "Quip Pro Quo" Achievement Question: "What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?" Answer: "Buy More Tickets" Question: "The world's most boring video game" Answer: "Quiplash" Question: "Today's music needs more _______" Answer: "Cowbell" Question: "Something you'd like to smash with a wrecking ball." Answer: "Miley Cyrus" Question: "What is a bad slogan for a congressman?" Answer: "Don't vote for me" Question: ""Something you wouldn't want to find growing on your neck" Answer: "Another Head" Question: "The least romantic place to propose marriage." Answer: "Restroom" Question: "What would the sequel to the painting 'Dogs Playing Poker' be named?" Answer: Dogs Playing Strip Poker Question: "The worst planet to crash land onto would be The Planet of the ___" Answer: Apes Question: A Great way to kill time at work. Answer: Working Question: "Where are all the missing socks?" Answer: "Heaven" Question: "What is the best way to tell if someone is dead?" Answer: "Ask them" Question: "The real secret to living to age 100" Answer: "Don't die" Question: "A gift you shouldn't get for your grandmother?" Answer: "Coffin" Question: "Worst name for a race horse?" Answer: "Glue" Question: "Name an animal Noah shouldn't have saved" Answer: "Mosquito" Question: "What's the worst thing about living in Hell?" Answer: "Bad Wifi" Question: "How many monkeys is too many monkeys?" Answer: "12" Question: "A lesser known way to get gum out of your hair" Answer: "Cum" Question: "A rejected title for The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly. The Good, the Bad and the ____." Answer: "Horny" Question: "What is a bad place to skinny dip?" Answer: "Volcano" Question: "If the winning coach gets Gatorade dumped on him what should the losing coach get dumped on him?" Answer: "Powerade" Question: "What's something you never want to hear your pilot say?" Answer: "I'm drunk" Question: "What's a good use for gravy?" Answer: "Lotion" Question: What's the worst thing that could crawl out of your toilet?" Answer: "Snake" Question: "What really happens if you tear off that mattress tag?" Answer: "Nothing" Question: "Password for the high-society sex club down the street." Answer: "Password" Question: "You should never ______ and _____ at the same time." Answer: "Eat and Poop" Question: "The worst children board game "__,__ Hippos" Answer: "Horny Horny" Question: "What's the secret to living to 100?" Answer: "Don't Die" Question: "The best thing to use when you're out of toilet paper" Answer: "Sandpaper" Question: "Come up with a three word sequel to Eat, Pray, Love." Answer: "Eat, Eat, Eat" Question: "A name for an obese rapper?" Answer: "Fat Shady" Question: "What shouldn't you buy off Craigslist?" Answer: "Kids" Question: "Who should read the audibook for Fifty Shades of Grey?" Answer: "Gilbert Gotfried" Question: "Why does the tower of Pisa lean?" Answer: "Gravity" Question: "Best way to remove pubic hair" Answer: "Duct tape" Various Achievements Complete the following achievements to unlock Microsoft Gamerscore points. Achievement How to unlock Eighters Gonna Eight (50 points) Played a game with 8 players. Give It The Fingers (50 points) Successfully entered both your quips in a round. He Who Lashes Last... (100 points) Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash. Hi, Jinx! (100 points) Entered the same thing as your opponent. Meatloaf Candy (100 points) Wrote "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it. Quip It Good (100 points) With both of your battles in a round. Quip Pro Quo (100 points) Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to. Quipee-ki-yay! (150 points) You won all of your battles in Round 1 and 2. Sitting Ovation (50 points) Played a game with an audience. The Titular Achievement (200 points) Got a quiplash.. |